I look up to them...and they look down on me!

With reference to a previous Blog ("Is there anything worse than coming fourth?) my current position in the Daily Telegraph Fantasy Football League has plummeted to 239,805th!

Now if a podium were created so that all participants in the "League" could take their rightful position, I would clearly be some distance below the person currently in first place.

Whilst there is no standard design or dimensions for such podiums*, if we assume that each level was 20 cm below the previous one, and that each successive level would contain an extra individual to the one before, I would be on the 692nd level at a distance of 14km/9 miles below the winner.

*Clearly I have thoroughly researched this and details can be found in the following link -http://www.aafla.org/SportsLibrary/Olympika/Olympika_1998/olympika0701f.pdf#search=%22medal%20podium%20dimensions%20olympic%22