Never work with children or animals!

However wise the above adage may be for the acting fraternity, it clearly causes more difficulty for teachers and zookeepers!

This Blogs Education Correspondent - LLBB - has recently reported that young teachers have been advised to be careful not simply to answer every question that they are asked by their pupils, but to ensure that they fully understand what is being requested before giving their response.

The wisdom of these words is demonstrated by the following (obviously) true story.

A young boy asked his teacher how to spell “penis”. Rather taken aback (but wisely following the aforementioned advice) the teacher asked the young lad why he wanted to know, to which he replied: -

“...well I know how to spell “Hap” but I don't know how to spell “piness”!”

LLBB also reports that Group 3 “...rocks”, although it is accepted that this will mean little to the majority of blogees.