Let them eat cake....

As we landed at "Aeroporto da Madeira" a ripple of applause broke out amongst the passengers, which was a mixture of genuine appreciation for the skill of the pilot from first time visitors, and somewhat "Condi" in nature [please see "What kind of rice would you like with that Mr President?..." for an explanation of "Condi" terminology] for those that had been before.

For those in the know, they realised that the pilot was simply following the "alternative instructions" from the airline pilots' manual which read: -

1. Fly south past the airport to show passengers how short the runway is,
2. Bank to the right, ensuring that right wing tip points directly at the sea (which seems very close) below,
3. As you approach the airport ensure that altitude is below the height of the runway above (yes this is possible!),
4. As you complete final approach rock plane from side to side to simulate a strong cross-wind,
5. At the last minute rise to a height of 10 feet above that of the runway and touch down gently,
6. Listen to applause from first time visitors to the island in the cabin behind!

The dead calm seas, clear blue skies and the flags hanging limply from their flagpoles gave away the fact that conditions for landing were "perfect", but this seemed to be missed by many around us, who were just grateful to arrive safely.

Luggage arrived quickly and driver was waiting to take us to the hotel, which appeared at first glance (and thankfully second, third and all subsequent glances) to be exactly as described in the brochure... quite luxurious.

More later, but for now coffee is called for and possibly some Madeira cake....