Some Christmas shopping advice (for men!)

Today I learnt three things about Christmas shopping: -

1. Apparently, the saying "It's the thought that counts..." doesn't work in isolation. Lots of good thoughts don't look too good around the bottom of the Christmas tree, along with more - how shall I put it - "physical" presents.
2. Women do NOT like domestic presents that can be plugged in or used in the kitchen!
3. Women do not like being bought fancy underwear

However, I do know that they like presents that are small and sparkly......so.....

....where does a small, sparkly electric Wok, that cost a "knicker" in 'The Pound Shop' fit? Good or bad?

OK, so I'll take it back!